The Bluffington Post

The Road Warrior...for TRUTH

Tue, 1 Aug 2006 20:18:19 -0700

Gonna be honest with you folks. I was still pretty pissed at Mel Gibson for making a movie about Jesus...and NOT making Lethal Weapon 5. How the hell is Danny Glover supposed to eat!!!??? But then the

Having a Blast

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:11:34 -0700

What the hell are my foolish followers doing in Lebanon!? Sure destroying the Hebrews was all fine and good when I was snagging land and proselytizing goat-humpers back in the 7th century. But this is

Bravo, Hezbollah!!!

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:56:19 -0700

Just when the news cycle seemed forever stuck on the concrete reality of global warming, militant Islam has come to our rescue once again! Yay! Those irrepressible minions of Allah just can’t stop kil

Once a Creep...Always a Hypocrite

Wed, 5 Jul 2006 22:22:49 -0700

Sometimes I really do hate meself. Really do. When some tosser is writing the lyrics to “Machinehead” by Bush on me naked arse because I got blotto’d at the pub again, I hate meself. When I save some

Ben There. Done That

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:25:35 -0700

Was strolling outside the TRL studios today, when I was stopped by an awkward little girl with braces. She tugged on my Hanes Beefy-T and asked, “Why aren’t you out saving the pennies like Kevin Feder