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The Road Warrior...for TRUTH

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Gonna be honest with you folks. I was still pretty pissed at Mel Gibson for making a movie about Jesus...and NOT making Lethal Weapon 5. How the hell is Danny Glover supposed to eat!!!??? But then

Having a Blast

Thursday, July 20, 2006

What the hell are my foolish followers doing in Lebanon!? Sure destroying the Hebrews was all fine and good when I was snagging land and proselytizing goat-humpers back in the 7th century. But this

Bravo, Hezbollah!!!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Just when the news cycle seemed forever stuck on the concrete reality of global warming, militant Islam has come to our rescue once again! Yay! Those irrepressible minions of Allah just can’t stop

Once a Creep...Always a Hypocrite

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Sometimes I really do hate meself. Really do. When some tosser is writing the lyrics to “Machinehead” by Bush on me naked arse because I got blotto’d at the pub again, I hate meself. When I save

Ben There. Done That

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Was strolling outside the TRL studios today, when I was stopped by an awkward little girl with braces. She tugged on my Hanes Beefy-T and asked, “Why aren’t you out saving the pennies like Kevin