A British inventor has conceived a car that gets 8000 MPG. Gosh. I just might be impressed if I hadn’t just invented a vehicle that gets 8500 freaking miles to the gallon...of printer ink!!! Yes. I discovered that the very stuff in your HP Deskjet at home can power an automobile in a far more efficient and environmentally responsible manner than archaic fuels like gasoline. At a mere $2800 (give or take) per gallon, printer ink is a great value for the American consumer and Mammy Earth. Of course, as a board member at Apple, I get a 10% discount on ink at Apple Stores so I’m sitting extra super pretty on this deal. It is my hope that when people discover what a fantastic fuel ink is, they will stop printing on paper entirely...because that ink could be getting them places! That’s part of why I invented the Internet anyway...To get rid of printed words entirely. A bit of foresight on my part. For the trees.
Also want to remind everyone to watch my summer blockbuster An Inconvenient Truth. It is just like Mission Impossible III except that our mission...of saving the environment...is very possible! The soundtrack BTW is an Al Gore original with a little help from my rocking ensemble and Garageband. People, get your popcorn ready!!!!
Friday, May 12, 2006
