Have been hearing a lot about the United State’s trade deficit with China. Like any good American, I decided to do something about it. That’s right. I Rob Schneider ripped off some Chinese dude on eBay. This idiot businessman in Beijing sent me nearly 25 grand via Western Union for what he thinks is a Soviet MiG-21f jet fighter! Hee hee. Boy is he gonna feel like a dumbass when he opens up the box and there is nothing but pork-fried rice and bootleg copies of Battlefield Earth!!! Maybe my eBay seller ID (chinamenhater1345624) should have tipped him off. ;) Looks like the trade deficit can now be revised to: Rob Schneider 1, China 0!!!
Tuesday, May 2, 2006