Have you seen the garbage that’s on TV today!? I pity the parent that doesn’t have a V-chip installed on their kid’s idiot box!!! Gone are the days when a youngster could get dey learn on from quality shows like Alvin and the Chipmunks, Wrestlemania and my animated series. Now there’s the Fear Factor, Greg the Bunny, PBS Kids and all sorts of other nonsense. But I have good news, people. No I didn’t save a bunch of money on car insurance. But I am returning to television to clean that mutha (who I respect deeply) up!!! Dey may call my show a “reality” show, but don’t expect to be seeing any backstabbing, half-naked, wannabe-famous jezebels or Corey Feldman. I gonna be given the advice that children and adults need to be hearing. Did you know that childhood obesity began the day after the Mister T cartoon was cancelled? I feel like I let everybody down but I WON’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
T
Monday, May 15, 2006
