YUP I BE A COWBOY NOW. GONNA BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIN’. PROMISED THE COWBOYS OWNER MISTER J.R. EWING HISSELF THAT THERE WOULD BE NO MORE OFF THE FIELD TROUBLEMAKING FROM ME. I HAVE A NEW BOOK COMING OUT. GONNA BE HOT. CALLED INELIGIBLE RECEIVER: HOW I DONKED AWAY THE HALL OF FAME AND MILLIONS AFTER FOOTBALL. IN THE BOOK I TALK ABOUT HOW THE EAGLES AND NFL WERE PLAYER HATIN’ ON ME. TELLIN T.O. THAT HE CAN’T PARK IN HANDICAPPED OR COACHES SPOTS. TELLIN T.O. HE CAN’T PRACTICE NAKED. TELLIN T.O. THAT HE HAVE TO PAY TAXES. WHAT KINDA BULLSH*T IS THAT? ALSO PUT A RAP UP ON MY SITE IN CASE ANY OF YOU STILL THINK MY HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE DIPLOMAS ARE LEGIT. KNOW SOME OF YOU COWBOY FANS IS PROBABLY STILL PISSED ABOUT ME CELEBRATING ON YOUR STAR WAY BACK. WELL I GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW. ME AND MIKE IRVIN GONNA MAKE SWEET LOVE ON THAT SAME STAR AND ALL OF YALL IS INVITED. ITS ALL LOVE FOR DALLAS IN 06 BABY.
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I THINK I GONNA LIKE BEING A COWBOY
Monday, March 20, 2006
