Before the Nabisco Cracker government brings down Barry Bonds, maybe they should clean their own house. Madeleine Albright leg presses 400 pounds and no federal grand jury inquiry!? Bullsh*t. If ever anyone was using cattle steroids, it would definitely be that big white cow. I would even dare to suggest that all those BALCO notes were really about her...I mean Bonds and Albright are right next to each other alphabetically. Convenient plantation-owner slip-up I bet. Just proves that everyone is out to get me because I’m black...and the greatest athlete of all time. Well, I gotta get back to thinking about sad things (dead puppies, missing my babies, not getting into the Hall Fame) so I can turn on the tearworks on my reality show.
#25
Giant forehead, abnormal muscle growth, shrunken testicles...it’s all there, people! She’s on the juice.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
