Having done little or nothing wrong in my life, I am a man of few regrets. But it does pain me to know that I could have done more in respect to race relations. Oh I thought about it. Can’t count all the times I dreamt about boning Halle Berry and/or Connie Chung. Only wished I hadn’t been so scared of Hillary and followed through. Yet it is never too late to make a change in one’s self...and one’s nation. My hope is that my penis will become a bridge between us all...ushering in a era of good feelings to people of color. I would like to see women from every race experience the American Dream: Sleeping with a former President. So give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...and let me make sweet love to every single one...Little Rock style.
Still 60% of America’s President,
William Jefferson Clinton
Not sure what race this one-eyed dish is, but I want a piece!
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
