Ain’t gonna lie. I know some stupid f-wads out there are doubting that the new Gun N’ Roses is gonna kick as much ass as old school GNR. We may be missing a couple of nobodies from the past, but we still rock harder and bust more heads than any f-n band in the galaxy!!! Need proof? Check out my ass-whupping of Tommy Hilfiger last Thursday night. I heard that dude fought UFC before they kicked him out for being too badass. And I beat that byatch down like he was Jon Bon Jovi. Gives you an idea what I would do to those UFC pussies. Anyway the crowd is yelling for “November Rain” so I better get back to rocking their asses.
Axl Rose
Sunday, May 21, 2006
