Doe a Name I Call Myself
 
I am sooooooo tired! Being a working girl is way harder than it looks on Lifetime!!! Now that everyone has seen my talent, they keep bugging me like “Paris, we need you in our movie!” or “Paris, want to snort another line?” Some old brown little man with a funny accent even wants me to play Mother Teresa in a film. Guess he must have liked my performance in House of Wax. Being Mother Teresa might be cool. I always loved Sound of Music as a kid. Hopefully the rich guy with lots of kids that she hooks up with will be played by Kevin Federline. Just afraid that being called a “mother” might make people think I’m fatter than I am. Or maybe I should get fatter so people really believe I’m a “mother!” All I know is I want an Oscar, and fattiness worked for Charlize Theron...and I can drink that bitch under the table! Well, gotta jet. The governor of New Mexico wants my opinion on borders. I love interior decorating!!! Laters. Parishttp://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060403/ennew_afp/afpentertainmentindiafilmparishilton_060403135629shapeimage_2_link_0
Wednesday, April 5, 2006