It’s no secret to listeners of the Radio Factor (all 197 of you) that I follow a very clear strategy when it comes to my investments. Like all of my strategies in life, this one has been a winner...but instability abroad now threatens the nest-egg of your humble correspondent. Mexicans (the legal ones in Mexico not the criminal scum here in the States) today decided to boycott American businesses and products. If that is not The Most Ridiculous Item of the Day ®, I don’t know what is! More troubling still is the prospect of this boycott spreading to the USA. See despite incredibly brisk sales of Factor gear, most of my money is tied up in stocks directly linked to Mexican spending. If the “gringo boycott” gains momentum, my futures in pinto beans and shares of Pimpstar rims and luchador masks will all be worthless!!! Would love to get my hands around the neck of whatever moron convinced these people that a commercial boycott of a nation is the way to make a point.
Stopping Spin Dead in Its Tracks,
Bill O’Reilly
Misguided Mexicans may call them “scabs” or “sellouts,” but I call them “good people.”
Monday, May 1, 2006
