First off, I want to make something clear. My name is Cuban; it is not my nationality. So all you f-n retards sending me your hate e-mails to Fidel Castro...bother some other Spic. Anyway. I’m here to talk about after-school programs for “at risk” kids (i.e. coloreds). Many children in America today are at risk of ripping some four-eyed suit-Nazi’s f-n head off on account of him rigging the system against their favorite basketball team...the Dallas Mavericks. Really is sad. These poor kids lose faith in the American Dream when they see their heroes like Martin Luther King Jr. and Jerry Stackhouse suspended for a game just because some vast conspiracy is in place to deliver Shaq another title. Social injustices like these make me spitting mad. Hell, I’d rip off my Mavs jersey and throw it in the faces of the racist bastards that run this league...I mean country...if it wasn’t on so tight over my St. John’s Bay long-sleeved polo.
Fantastically Yours,
Mark Cuban