Who are partying like it’s their birthday? Iranians of course! Today we join an exclusive fraternity of nations in being able to destroy ourselves...and eventually others!!! It was a long hard road, my countrymen, and the hazing was most treacherous (my ass was not liking the giant wood paddles or gay sex). But we finally made it...after all. Yet our work is not done. The filthy Zionist pigs would still like revoke our Fast Pass into the Tomorrow Land with talk of preemptive strikes and sanctions. Can’t a peaceful people enjoy the Allah-given blessing of nuclear power without the West raining on our murderous riot? The enrichment of uranium by Iran is but for normal purposes: heating water, electric light, baking Jews into oblivion, refrigerating pudding snacks for school children, etc. A president talks about eradicating the Hebrew people a few times and, suddenly, people think he is up to no good! This is utter foolishness, my friends. Do I have the look of a deceitful man? Be certain that I and my country love everyone and understand that with great nuclear powers comes great responsibility.
President Mahmoud “Elroy” Ahmadinejad
Forget it Yankee Doodle Do-Gooder! You will never break apart our nuclear family!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
