In a world of chaos and uncertainty, one cannot depend on a great many things...But celebrity wisdom should be one such thing. I am well aware of our enormous failing to you, my dear readers. Our absence here at The Post, undoubtedly proved a most trying occurrence for you all during these winter months. How, after all, may the people feel, learn, and grasp the greatness of the world without their betters to guide them!? Despite your groaning and confusion, my sabbatical was not without merit. Not only did I meet and study under the great Dalai Lama, but he taught me how to properly pour a beer without excess head! As for the other less-than-dutiful contributors to the site...apparently the fantasy football league at The Post became far more competitive than I ever imagined (P.S. Thank you, Mr. Owens for royally shafting my squad!). A new year should be filled promise, and a promise I leave you with. The Bluffington Post is by no means an ephemeral oddity! We are here for your continued enlightenment in the days, months, years, and centuries ahead! Buckle-up and prepare to become thoroughly informed!!!
Thursday, January 12, 2006
