Despite the many amenities offered by the infidel prison system, I am not looking forward to my life sentence there. Not to sound ungrateful...The cable TV, Muslim-approved menus and cells facing Mecca are all most wonderful. And the American people...What can I say? Such gracious victims and so marvelously killable. But I was hoping for something a little more than this American dream. I call this something “Paradise.” Would have been there so much more quickly if foolish infidel jurors had given me death penalty. So very much long to see my childhood goat MakMak once again! Endlessly imagine how spotlessly clean 1000 virgins can make my toilet bowls! Also heard that they now have a Chuck E. Cheese’s there. Evil Western oppressors, I beg you to reconsider your decision. Keep your liberty and give me death!!!
The best thing about Paradise? All-you-can eat chili with absolutely no gas! Yay!!!
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
