What’s a Munich?
 
Ok. So Arianna tells me about this “Oscar party” and I’m like “hell yeah” but then I get here and she wants me to write for her stupid blog. Does that sound like a “party”!? Where’s the f------ Armadale, bitches!!!??? =) So anyway I’m supposed to talk about a movie called Munich. And let me tell you it is a total DRAG. Not like Ru Paul but more of a sucky kinda drag. First of all, the fashions in the movie are completely hideous. Ever heard of pastels, guys!!!??? And then there are the haircuts. People haven’t worn styles like that since before I was born!!! News flash, Spielberg, the retro thing is dead...The movie is also really icky with lots of killing and blood and stuff. Although I must admit I got turned on when the one guy saw like crazy murders when he was doing his wife. That was HOT! I never really got why the people were all killing each other in the movie. Maybe Munich is like this slutty heiress that everyone wanted to bone so they were killing each other for her. I don’t know. Hopefully, whatever the killed people did was really bad because no one deserves to die except people who hurt or test products on cute little doggsy woggsies like my Tinkerbell. I totally recommend not watching this movie. It is a MAJOR waste of time. Kisses, Paris
Wednesday, January 18, 2006