I am so majorly disappointed! It had always been a dream of mine to be on Family Guy. Oh well wasn’t near as big of a letdown as the whole 1000 virgins fiasco. What is the deal with my followers!? Here I am trying to grow as an artist and broaden my appeal, and these blockheads are making it look I am the last great prophet of...umm...well blockheads. Get a grip people! Burning down a KFC or McDonalds will get you no closer to Paradise than kissing a veiled swine. Life is a highway, my people, and you will only achieve righteousness by driving it all night long. Pay close heed to the distance between rest areas because pissing in an empty plastic bottle will not get you into Paradise either. I must now depart you, my faithful. Numb3rs is on CBS. I love that show!
Your Last Fabulous Prophet,
Muhammad
If the Mountain won’t come to Muhammad, I will come to the Mountain!
Friday, April 14, 2006
