Have you ever wondered why conservatives are such f*%$!!! angry jackoffs? Researchers have discovered that it is the whiny little snot-nosed pukes that used to bug us all in preschool that grow up to be Republicans. Furthermore, this 100% accurate universal study (compiled in Berkeley) reveals that outgoing, intelligent, loose, and congenial kids grow up to be liberal. Now this was little surprise to me just looking at my own personality. Congenial is a word that people often associate with my show on Air America. Congenial is not a word that smart people associate with that f*%$!!! prick Bill O’Reilly. And he’s not the only one. What the hell does Tony Snow have up his ass!? I wish these people would learn how to chill out. I think it’s time we relax the limits of abortion in this Puritan hell we live in. Shouldn’t a woman be given at least 5 years to choose whether she wants to keep the kid? Then she and we would know if the kid was going to grow up conservative. By terminating all the conservative scum early on, we could eliminate all the pissing, moaning and protests and create the Utopia that every learned person wants. Imagine if you dare.
Your Favorite SNL Alum,
Al Franken
Outgoing, friendly and charming Vs. Rigid, hateful and insane. Who do you want for dinner?
Sunday, March 26, 2006
