A Real Scream
 
The so-called experts finally figured out that a flying robot attack is “unstoppable” eh? It’s about time!!! I have been telling Megatron for years that you petty humanoids can’t stop me! But did he listen??? Noooooo. You need not worry about me helping Osama bin Laden, however...unless he happens to be bin laden with Energon!!! But he couldn’t have any Energon on account that it is all being used to power Major League Baseball players!!! President Bud Selig, your planet’s future is in your hands!!! Gimme the Energon now or face the “unstoppable” consequences!!!
 
Starscream
P.S. Bud, could you also get Barry Bonds to autograph his rookie card for me. That would be great. Thanks.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006