Now I’ve seen some freaky sh*t in my day. But this sonogram of Katie Holmes’s uterus (below)...definitely NOT freaky. I bought it off a crackhead for 20 bucks hoping to see an alien baby or a kid that looked like Shaq or something. But not a damn thing. Just a normal ole boring fetus. I feel like a bigger sucka-ass nigga than all the people that paid $9 to see my Block Party. I hate you, crackheads.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
