Was sorry to hear about Kwame Brown being investigated for sexual assault. Really is an unfortunate situation...Unfortunate because that n*gga is trying to steal my limelight! Everybody knows that I’m the #1 sex criminal on the Lakers. Hell, I was assaulting females back when he was still riding his Big Wheel. Kwame, I just hope that whoever you molested wasn’t a white girl. Wilt Chamberlain may have the all time record for most women assaulted, but I definitely have attacked more caucasians than him!!!
Your True NBA MVP (Most Valuable Predator),
Kobe
I ain’t gay or nothing, but sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I went on that camping trip with Rick Fox...
Tuesday, May 2, 2006
