Ha Ha! Look who the BIGGEST OSCAR SENSATION IN UNIVERSE NOW!!! Only year ago, people say that I not have Chinamen’s chance at winning big award. But they forget that I Taiwanese NOT Chinese!!! So happy to save face. After Hulk I bring great dishonor to my family. Was common joke around Lee home that Ang was just short for “angst”!!! But now I big fat-cat American winner just like that honky jackass Spielberg!!! Maybe now I make movie with Tom Cruise!!!!!!! Who know that stupid imperialistic Americans love movie about redneck butt-plumbers so much!!!! I love this country and your very fat pocketbooks!!!!!!! You all totally-freaking-awesome!!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 7, 2006