TGIF because this week was a real bummer. First Hooters Air calls it quits. What the hell is the point in flying if you can’t get hot wings and stare at surgically-enhanced jugs!? Is a shame. I really preferred their “pillows” to all other carriers if you know what I mean. Looks like I’m taking the bus from now on. So if that news wasn’t bad enough, the numbnuts at MySpace decided to remove over 200,000 accounts...190,000 of which were MINE! Look I understand the reasoning. Teens need to be kept safe. But that’s why I was luring all the teenage hottie chicks to my house with bogus teenage hunky stud profiles!!!...To keep an eye on them and protect them from all the creepy middle-aged dudes trying to get play. Well, so much for being a good neighbor. Really fear for all the young ladies now that the Robster has been benched from MySpace...Speaking of riding the pine (oh yeah, ladies), everyone can’t seem to stop talking about my new film Benchwarmers. Lot of pressure starring in the must-see movie of 2006, but I will try my best to continue to carry myself with the dignity and class that you all expect of me.
I realize this pic of me is a little “outdated,” but was that any reason for the MySpace pricks to take it down!? ~ Rob Schneider
Friday, March 31, 2006
