Wowza! Such an amazing journey this has been!!! When I first started wearing the bomb on my head, I wondered “Is this truly befitting the last great prophet of Allah?” But after all the rave reviews I have received from everyone from Hakmhed the tailor to Daisy Fuentes herself, I’m am most certain I made the correct choice! Unfortunately, many of my so-called followers have turned to as you say “player-hating” in the wake of my rediscovered celebrity. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been gifted EPMD’s “Crossover” on the iTunes Music Store! Jealous fools!!! Can’t a man enjoy a little time in the limelight every 14 centuries!? But I really can’t complain too much about all the burning and pillaging I suppose. As the first pillar of Islam states, “There’s no such thing as bad publicity!” Below you will find some of the fabulous people and moments I have been able to experience recently thanks to Allah the merciful and this explosive ordinance perched on my skull.
Your Last Great Prophet,
Muhammad
Sunday, February 19, 2006
