Oh smug, fat cat Americans, quiver in fear!!! Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been camped out behind the mixing boards in my cave studio for months waiting to drop my latest hit single on the infidel vermin of the western world. Sorry there are no sick beats to accompany my threats, but you devils killed my DJ (Enjoy the orgy in paradise, Jam Master Abu Khabab) during your last attack. But even if Yella makes it a cappella, I must express that you will all die unless you accept the generous conditions of my truce. Come on. Give us Islamic hatemongers a break. We haven’t blown up anything in America for a very very LONG time. We probably just need some good psychiatric therapy (Dr. Phil?), boys’ and girls’ clubs, and/or a good measure of understanding. Is that too much to ask? Well, if it is then...YOU CAN EXPECT HADES ON EARTH!!!!!!!! Woo-ha-haaaa. After years and years of technological research and millions of dollars, my men now possess the ULTIMATE WEAPON (see below). Once we ignite this “mother of all Molotov cocktails” (now that’s what I call “fire water”! ;) the streets and rivers of America will be choked by your dead!!!!!!!!! Well, as soon as we figure out how to move it anyhow...Don’t even think of trying to stop us! Our new agents look NOTHING like Arabs as you can see. We were even able to recruit that guy from American Pie and Harold & Kumar. Tremble Zionist aggressors!!! TREMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, January 19, 2006
