Head of a Champion
 
Whoooooo! What a rush!!! Boy am I glad I didn’t listen to those idiots who wanted me to wear a helmet riding my crotch rocket. Hitting a windshield with my head was f-n awesome!!! It was better than bombing Space Mountain with a keg of Keystone and 2 dozen underaged girls!!! Can’t wait to get back on my Hayabusa WITHOUT ANY PUSSY HELMET and kick some more windshield ass. And to all the fans worried about my brain. My brain is fine. It actually might be bigger than before because I have been thinking about some pretty heavy stuff lately...Like busting up some more sh*t with my monster noggin!!!!!!!! Whooooooooo!
 
Ben “Steel Head” Roethlisberger
Wednesday, June 14, 2006