Well I’m almost ready to come home again, kids. Have accomplished everything that I wanted outside of Van Halen...had an incredible solo career, been a kick-ass EMT and reintroduced the word “gigolo” back into public discourse. Really enjoyed my stint in radio, but the FCC was pushing me out on account of that my show was pulling too many people away from television back to radio. Also felt kinda bad that I was dwarfing Howard Stern’s audience by so much cuz I respect the hell out of the guy. Returning to Van Halen just seems like the natural thing to do. Have always got along great with Eddie, and him and the guys have been begging me to come back for years. But I have lots of other options so we’ll just have to see what happens. ABC has asked me about doing The Bachelor and there’s scuttlebutt in Hollywood that Hulk Hogan might adopt me for his reality show...cuz his son is such a pussy. Plus there’s always my political aspirations...Some towel is at my door with a fatty joint so I gotta go. Rock n’ roll, baby!!!
Diamond Dave
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
