Being a mom is such a huge awesome responsibility. But I don’t think many mothers have to deal with their baby being turned into a rapping thug or protecting their baby from the bloodthirsty paparazzi. Welcome to MY WORLD!!!
Everyone wants to say that Britney Spears is a bad mom and stuff, but they don’t know what really happened. It was SUPER SCARY!!! I mean I was trapped in my luxury sedan with no protection other than my 250 pound bodyguard and his .50 Desert Eagle. I knew they had cameras and were not afraid to use them. I knew that our lives were in danger. I knew I better get Sean out of there before something really horrible happened...like someone taking our picture. So I floored it. Big f-n deal. What else was I supposed to do? They had CAMERAS, people!!! And my baby was the safest place he could be...mommy’s lap. And I was wearing a seat-belt despite what the tabloid cock-monkeys say.
So anyway it’s all a big misunderstanding...just like when Michael Jackson held his baby out to safety from the paparazzi...out the window...several stories over rock-hard concrete. It’s all about protecting your kids, people, and some of us do it better than others (i.e. you).
See how terrified we are!!!
Thursday, February 9, 2006
