Can’t begin to tell you all how ecstatic I was about Chinese President Hu Jintao’s visit to my quaint little Microsoft Home of the Future. The man loves great technology, which means he’s a huge fan of Microsoft of course. Never have I been more flattered than when this fine, repressive tyrant of a leader spoke of his immense admiration for me and my company. Was excited to reveal to President Hu the 8th secret version of our forthcoming OS: Windows Vista Proletariat Edition. Not only are the windows transparent in this amazing feat of software engineering, but everything the user does is transparent to his or her government as well! Hu and I both giggled like schoolgirls as we discussed the prospects for webcams and RFID rags in protecting his people. What a great guy. Maybe he should be Microsoft’s next faux CEO??? Hmmmm. That would put the RED back in Redmond!!! ;) hee hee hee
Bill Gates
Someday...someday, I hope we Westerners will be as evolved as the Chinese.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
