So the whippersnappers on TV think that a seven year old swimming from Alcatraz to Frisco is a big frickin’ deal huh? Yeah. Young Braxton Bilbrey would be a real hero if I hadn’t made that swim when I was 6 months old. Course Alcatraz was still a prison back then, and moving pictures hadn’t been invented yet so I didn’t get near the exposure of these damn kids. Also important to note that the only “juicing” I have ever done involves raw fruit and the home kitchen appliance of the gods. Braxton and his buddies, on the other hand, are hopped up on more cattle steroids, Flintstone vitamins and Red Bull than a friar can shake a stick at! Speaking of cheating little bastards, Barry Bonds, I got me a bone to pick with you!!! You’re lucky I didn’t set my mind to hitting a baseball or else your precious 868 would be my MLB single season home run record!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, May 22, 2006
