The KKK in Washington think dey can lynch me!? What-ev-er I do what I want!!! Sock some cracker and the whole world go crazy. He had it comin!!! Tryin to touch my fresh new weave. He lucky I didnt bust his scrawny white balls. Sayin he don’t recognize me. I more well known up here than Uncle Sam. You hear me you honky toy cop!? Even if he not know who I be for certain its obvious that I be important. My dress and styling be commanding everybodys respect and be showing I a leader of Congress. Now with all this legal nonsensin I can’t get nothing done. Missed my meeting with the lobbyist man from Popeye’s Chicken n’ Biscuits and my chance to be on the next Flavor of Love. Damn racism needs to stop. Dey already making our children fat through the TV. Next dey be tellin me I cant smoke crack in the Capital Rotunda no more. Somebody call Jesse before it too late!!!!!!!!!!
Da Original Phat Girl
Rep. Cynthia
Oh Flavor!!! Whatever you be cookin I wanna taste! Momma like the way you kick it. Call me lover.
Monday, April 3, 2006
