Hey Everybody! Happy Towel Day!!! Sure is wonderful to have my own day. Was thinking of all sorts on great things to say to thank everybody...but then I got high and forgot them all. Shoot. I can’t even remember why you all gave me this day to begin with, but it sure must’ve been something special! There’s nothing like a towel when you just got out from a relaxing bubble bath. Towels sure are great for hurricanes too...or when you throw up all over your girlfriend’s car. Well, I probably should get back to doing whatever it was I was doing before I got high. Stay in school, kids!