Static Cling for Everybody!
 
Hey Everybody! Happy Towel Day!!! Sure is wonderful to have my own day. Was thinking of all sorts on great things to say to thank everybody...but then I got high and forgot them all. Shoot. I can’t even remember why you all gave me this day to begin with, but it sure must’ve been something special! There’s nothing like a towel when you just got out from a relaxing bubble bath. Towels sure are great for hurricanes too...or when you throw up all over your girlfriend’s car. Well, I probably should get back to doing whatever it was I was doing before I got high. Stay in school, kids!
Thursday, May 25, 2006