So I guess the President is mad that I won’t meet him. Doesn’t he think Hillary will get jealous!!?? =) ha ha ha. I mean it totally would have been cool to get more money for my charity Operation Smile (which provides plastic surgery for Third World children). But since that a-hole Bono has stolen all the government’s money to help icky AIDS black people in Africa and feed starving kids, it seems like a big waste of my time. Like I keep telling Bono THEY AREN’T WORTH SAVING UNTIL WE FIX THEIR FACES AND BODIES!!!!! DUH!!!!!!! Maybe someday he will get it. Anyway I am recording a fresh new hit single called “I Love Rock n’ Roll” in order to raise money for Operation Smile’s first patient, little Mister Theo Huxtable (see below)! So buy it and bop it like it’s hot!!! Bop it like it’s hot!!!! (I love that Snoop song!!!!) And smile!!!!!!!! You’re helping a great cause!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t worry Theo the cosmetic surgeons will make you cute as a button!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
