You think Tom Cruise just might be compensating for something by buying the Eiffel Tower for his fiancee? But at least the dude didn’t go too far. See with Eiffel or Leaning Tower, Katie might momentarily overlook the “little smokey” in Tommy Boy’s boxer-briefs. If he had gotten all overblown and crazy, though, and bought something like the Sears Tower...you know she’d be thinking two things. That’s right: Dave Chappelle. So props to Jerry Maguire for practicing a little moderation and good judgement in his wedding gift purchase. And, Katie, if you’re reading this, just want you to know that I play it safe (see below).