WHAT A SH*TPILE OF A WEEK. WAS BOTH HURT AND SADDENED BY A DISARMING (HEHEHE GET IT? THE GUY HAS NO ARMS!) LAWSUIT FROM SOMEONE I HAD COME TO LOVE AS A FRIEND. A GUY GETS A LITTLE BOO BOO IN A FICTITIOUS WAR AND STARTS THINKING HE’S SOME KIND OF BIG HERO. WHAT THE HELL HAS PETER DAMON EVER DONE FOR THIS COUNTRY!? I DIRECTED THE GREAT JOHN CANDY IN CANADIAN BACON DAMMIT!!!! “MICHAEL MOORE CAST ME IN A FALSE LIGHT WHAAAAAAA!” F-N CRYBABY. IF I DIDN’T SEE THE WORLD IN A FALSE LIGHT HOW THE HELL WOULD I EVER HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE!? HUH PETER??? YA STUPID ARMLESS COCK. GONNA SUE ME FOR 85 MILLION!!!??? HUH???? HUH!!!!!!????? WELL I’M GONNA COUNTERSUE YOUR ASS FOR 85 BILLION DOLLARS AND BOTH YOUR LEGS!!!!! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, DOUCHEBAG!? THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.
ARMED AND DANGEROUS,
MIKEY