TV Hits Sour Note

Really hard to believe that my American Idol journey is over. Was a great run and I met lots of super people. My only regret is that I didn’t actually deserve to get the heave-ho tonight. There is NO WAY that I was one of the bottom vote-getters. American women love my sex-appeal. It’s a proven fact. I may come off a little too “street” sometimes, but let’s face it: Every thug needs a lady. In addition to all my female admirers, there is also the million of votes I receive every week from bored frat boys. I hate to say it, but the fix was in for tonight’s results...And there is only one reason I can think of for this happening. See besides being a great singer and all-around neat guy, I am also a Scientologist. The persecution of my people has grown of late and spread onto cable and broadcast television. South Park’s brutal homicide of Chef and my ouster from Idol are just two more symptoms pointing toward an eventual worldwide Scientologist holocaust. I really don’t blame Fox. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are probably the two most powerful guys in showbiz. But it would have been nice if someone...anyone had kept the sky from falling on Chicken Little for at least one more evening.
Embraceably Yours,

Kevin Covais

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Always stand up for your “fruity little club,” kids no matter what big meanie South Park jerks say!