The filthy lying rag Forbes has the gaul to proclaim me, a humble dictator, a millionaire!? Even worse a millionaire nine hundred times!!! Fools! All the wealth of Cuba is public property. We are not small nation dominated by an insanely rich leader, but rather a great nation of insanely rich people...working together to make Poppa Karl Marx proud!!! To imply that I , El Presidente, enjoy far more luxuries and comforts than my fellow countrymen is nothing short of absurd. I even started smoking Nicaraguan cigars so my beloved Cuba has even more of our finest to sell to Dick Cheney. Do not be deceived by the capitalist propaganda, my friends! As a great statesman once said, I am everyday people!!!
Net Worth is Measured by the Number of Comrades One Has,
Fidel
Thursday, May 4, 2006
