I am so furious! Those big meanies at GQ are being really super mean this time. They do an article about looking for me, but never find me!!! I was hoping we could roast some marshmallows or ride my pet unicorn Hercules, guys!!! I was even more angry when I saw that they had hired some scary looking impostor pretending to be me for the magazine!!! Come on guys! Those pictures are ignorant and outrageous!!! I would never wear a white glove in the desert. Everyone knows that white gloves scare the genie with the magic lamp and that he would never come out from hiding if I wore a white glove in the desert. Silly nillys. I want my wishes! Do your research next time!!!
Your Intergalactic Artist of the Millennium,
Michael
Tuesday, May 9, 2006
