FIRST OFF MY AGENT DREW WANTS ME TO CLARIFY THAT “81 MY ASS” WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT MICHAEL IRVIN ASKED ME TO DO TO HIM. KOBE BRYANT CALLING HISSELF “81”? AIN’T THAT SOME BULLSH*T. YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY SON!!! THERE’S ONLY ONE “81” AND YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND HIM MOLESTING WHITE GIRLS OR MAKING AN ASS OF HISSELF ON ESPN...FOR BEING ADULTEROUS ANYWAY. NO SIR. YOU CAN FIND THE REAL 81 DOING SITUPS IN HIS DRIVEWAY OR RUNNING ROUTES LIKE SPIDERMAN IN HIS LYCRA TIGHTS. ALL I’M ASKING KOBE IS THAT YOU KEEP IT REAL BECAUSE I KNOW I AM. BOOST MOBILE BITCHEZ AND I’M OUT.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
